Corporate Philosophy Contest #1
DOGBERT
VS.
WOLVERINE
“Logan, I’ve called you into my office today to talk about your job performance…”
“Perhaps you have the wrong idea. Let’s try to focus on your strengths.”
“I’m not telling you that you can’t do that, but I’m not telling you that you can.”
“Look, I’m not going to care more about your career than you do.”
“Please use only company approved verbiage.”
“As your Human Resources manager I have to tell you that, while I’m not judging you, I do disapprove.”
“Let me cover one final point…”
VS.
OH
MY
Say it! Say it!!
“Scrub payroll”
“Evals” (pronounced ee-valz)
“I.S.O” (pronouced eye-so)
“P[---] S[------]”
“Haggis”
Edited by Dixon so as not to name names.
pussy
PC~ Whoa there son! Don’t burn the bridge while I’m still on it…!
Ben~ ?
Sorry, Agnew. Thanks for erasing that tape.
If Batman does it, it’s not a crime.